I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize