I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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