Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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