Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i drank out of a bidet.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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