she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
