The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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