i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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