She said her name was "party"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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