I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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