My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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