So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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