I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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