you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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