what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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