I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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