Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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