why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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