I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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