You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
why is half of my head shaved?
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