He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Shame is for Republicans.
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