Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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