new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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