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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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