Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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