Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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