somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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