you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We are all done wearing pants today
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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