You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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