Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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