He uses pillows to masturbate.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
