i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I need you to use more vowels.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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