just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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