alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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Do I have a choice?
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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