Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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