Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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