You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
