I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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