Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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