It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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