it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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