That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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