reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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