it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
