only if we run a train.
done.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So many bounce houses so little time
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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