K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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