physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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