my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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