im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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