How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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