just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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