White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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