Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
