turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No more Irish car bombs ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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